{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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