Record for the longest non-fatal

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{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}

{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}

{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}

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Quanta Computer Incorporated is a Taiwan-based manufacturer of notebook computers and other electronic hardware. Its customers include Apple Inc., Dell, Hewlett-Packard Inc., Acer Inc., Alienware, Amazon.com, Cisco, Fujitsu, Gericom, Lenovo, LG, Maxdata, Microsoft, MPC, BlackBerry Ltd, Sharp Corporation, Siemens AG, Sony, Sun Microsystems, Toshiba, Valve, Verizon Wireless, and Vizio.

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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

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