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Lance Guidry is an American football coach and former player. He is a defensive analyst at Louisiana State University. He was previously the defensive coordinator at the University of Miami in Coral Gables, Florida from 2023 to 2024. Guidry served as the head football coach at McNeese State University from 2016 to 2018. He was also the interim head football coach at Miami University in Oxford, Ohio for one game in 2010 and at Western Kentucky University for one game in 2012. Guidry played college football as a defensive back at McNeese State from 1990 to 1993. He was a four-year starter, a team captain, and a two-time All-Southland Conference selection. Guidry ranks 17th on the McNeese all-time tackle leader board and also 10th in interceptions.
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