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{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}

{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

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Magallón is a Spanish municipality, in the province of Saragossa, autonomous community of Aragon. It has an area of 78.61 km², with a population of 1221 inhabitants and a density of 15.53 inhab/km².

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{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}

{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}

{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}

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The United States presidential library system is a nationwide network of 16 libraries administered by the Office of Presidential Libraries, which is part of the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA). These are repositories for preserving and making available the papers, records, collections and other historical materials of every president of the United States since Herbert Hoover, the 31st president from 1929–1933. In addition to the library services, museum exhibitions concerning the presidency are d