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Marda Loop is a shopping and dining district in southwest Calgary, Alberta, Canada. \nWhile the name \"Marda Loop\" originated with the BIA, it also applies generically to the surrounding community and to the residential Marda Loop Communities Association. This entry is primarily about the Marda Loop BIA.
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