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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
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Funnel ball is a playground game where a ball is thrown into a funnel with multiple exit holes.
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